We’re Shooting the Shit

24 Jul

Hi all,

Sorry I haven’t updated this in a while. I’ve been busy making the movie. Whatadick, amiright? Anywho, I’ve been updating the facebook page pretty regularly, so go there if you are social media friendly:


We are on day eight of shooting, and we’ve shot a little over 25% of the movie. So it’s a real thing kind of now. The performances are rather amazingly amazeballz, and each day on set is one long butthole/herpes joke. Anyway, here are some screen grabs.

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Super Legit Auditions were Held and Things Happened Involving Humans

3 Jun

We held a bunch of auditions yesterday, and there were some pretty amazing performances, which is odd because the actors that showed up were greeted by this:


And although you can’t see it because of the black background, Zach had visible stink lines. In spite of all this, it was all super legit and real. See? we even printed out a sign and shit:


It’s a good thing that fire extinguisher was there, because most of the performances were ON FUCKING FIRE.

Thanks to all those showed up, and for those that didn’t, we’re still looking for actors so drop us a line if you wanna get in on this.


On an unrelated note, here’s a pic of my dad eating spotted dick lemon cake. He’s fucking hilarious.

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Now Casting for The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose

28 May

Hello all,

The casting for this shit show has begun. If you or someone you know might be interested in being part of this awesomeness, please get ahold of us. I may even send you a business card:

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From the Craigslist, casual counters mw4mw section (Bibliography – Jeff Hammond):

Casting Summer Science Fiction Musical Comedy of Vulgar Proportions

Infectious Productions is casting for a musical feature film shooting in Portland this summer entitled, “The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose.” This musical comedy is vulgar, disgusting, and downright offensive. This is ultra low budget, but does have a budget. It involves space nuns, booty worms, tittie maggots, and of course the evil Dr. Beau Nerjoose. Follow our unlikely hero, Ron, who after finding a talking alien worm in his butt, strives to stop the destruction of the universe at the hands of the evil Dr. Beau Nerjoose. This film is pretty raunchy, but it is not porn, even though there is a dick that sucks itself. But, don’t worry, it’s claymation.

To give you a taste of the type of production this is, here are a few of the song titles:

  • Somewhere outside my Butthole
  • Teardrops on my Boner
  • Fuck, I got Tittie Maggots
  • Shit on Beau Nerjoose.

If you think you might be up for this experiment in boundary-pushing entertainment, please send head shots and/or resume and/or reel to:

theunquenchablethirstmovie at gmail dot com




28 May

I did some test shots of Ron’s booty worm and his ass. This kind of scares the shit out of me.


Beau Nerjoose Live!

15 May

Every year, my friends, Jack, Shannon, and Fil put on a thing called the Big Show. It is fun and big and a show. This year I did a little live rendition of some Unquenchableness:


It’s good to find out what people laugh at. I think all movies should be written through the process of standup comedy: Write, perform, edit, repeat. It other news, I’ve been doing standup. That shit is scary.

Polar Tripping

14 Mar

Working on a mushroom trip scene, I remembered an old trick that allows you to turn landscapes photos into photos that look like planets like this:


So I tried it out on some video, and I think It will work well for some trippy crap. Here’s a test shot:

Also, I was recently in a Cameron Crowe film. Enjoy:

Food not Dooky Bombs

25 Feb

When last we left Ron, he really had to poop. However, he had no toilet paper. Today, we meet his mentor, a friend, his mom, and a doctor in this true-to-life hero’s journey. Also, he shits his pants.

Florida Joose

6 Jan

I went to Florida for a while. I went to a beach. I sat on a chair. I ate a bunch of food. I did all of this and more.


I am back in Portland now. Please enjoy this animatic Zach and Crystal made of some booty worms getting on some mushrooms. The dickwipe at the end is patent pending.

Enter the Butthole

8 Dec

We finished another animatic which introduces the main character, Ron Wartyhymen. It’s the classic tale of boy meets girl, boy has to shit, boy loses girl because his butthole is just too sensitive.


Progress in Progress

24 Nov

We are in the casting process! And the script is tighter than my first wife’s butthole. Just kidding, I’ve never been married. Zach Carter has joined on as a co-producer and Crystal Carter is doing some excellent artwork. Crystal made some sweet digital storyboards for one of the first scenes on the movie, and Zach and I put together an animatic for it. Look at this shit if you want:


Also, all the songs have been recorded in demo form as needed for shooting. All but one: Shit on Beau Nerjoos. However, any song with that title will probably write itself.

Zach, Jeff, and I went out to the woods to test out some of the equipment, and Zach put together an edit with the test footage. Notice Zach’s excellent ability to animate a bear mouth-fucking a fish. Yeah that’s right, I just wrote that sentence. Check it. It may be NSFW if your boss is against wieners and butts.