Now Casting for The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose

28 May

Hello all,

The casting for this shit show has begun. If you or someone you know might be interested in being part of this awesomeness, please get ahold of us. I may even send you a business card:

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From the Craigslist, casual counters mw4mw section (Bibliography – Jeff Hammond):

Casting Summer Science Fiction Musical Comedy of Vulgar Proportions

Infectious Productions is casting for a musical feature film shooting in Portland this summer entitled, “The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose.” This musical comedy is vulgar, disgusting, and downright offensive. This is ultra low budget, but does have a budget. It involves space nuns, booty worms, tittie maggots, and of course the evil Dr. Beau Nerjoose. Follow our unlikely hero, Ron, who after finding a talking alien worm in his butt, strives to stop the destruction of the universe at the hands of the evil Dr. Beau Nerjoose. This film is pretty raunchy, but it is not porn, even though there is a dick that sucks itself. But, don’t worry, it’s claymation.

To give you a taste of the type of production this is, here are a few of the song titles:

  • Somewhere outside my Butthole
  • Teardrops on my Boner
  • Fuck, I got Tittie Maggots
  • Shit on Beau Nerjoose.

If you think you might be up for this experiment in boundary-pushing entertainment, please send head shots and/or resume and/or reel to:

theunquenchablethirstmovie at gmail dot com



2 Responses to “Now Casting for The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose”

  1. butt worm at 5:23 pm #

    I’d like to be the butt worm. I’ll need travel/hotel and per deim and my own trailer! And a doctor to write prescriptions…

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